Entries:
1. Commit to the shovel -cake_work
2. RIP -wreckinscrubs
3. Hi -Birizinho
4. Welcome to space-pirate hell -screwnut111?
5. FOJ-Hawk
6. FirePowered Gaming -[FP]Bagel
7. FirePowered.org -[FP]Savage
8. I'm having flashbacks to Iwo-Jima -[FP]Old Man Jenkins
9. FirePowered.org -[FP]Turret
10. Map Powered By Gasoline -Gasoline Based
11. Teh Birdz Man wuz heur -NinjaPyro
12. Wanna hear a joke?... -Lord Ellipsis
13. I like trains -[LEM!]T1GG
14. ...which team am I on? -dash
15. Hail the King! (Me) -Falcon
16. Gabenske
17. Mitch was Here -Mitchell Flynn
18. Hail Hydra! -Psycho
19. The unseen blade is the deadliest. -Zed
20. THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU -recklaw
21. go to server: 'joe.to' for a fun time! -Cheddars
22. Go plug yourself -SmashButton
23. Chris died here and here and over there and there -YourNewPetRock
24. Insert witty comment here -A Random Platypus
25. FirePowered Gaming -[FP]munchyBanana
26. youtube.com/fizzygswag was here -FizzyG
27. I'm coming at you like a greased-up cheetah riding a crotch rocket -Kos Wildfire
28. What's the worst that could happen... -Bioxide 2014
29. Pass the whiskey -El Bandidos
30. How is SLOTH a sin?  They're animals -DoctorSchvantz
31. This kind of bitch builds a sentry gun! -turtleant (editor note: <3)
32. Shameless FP plug get! -[FP]Eiso
33. Lemons are love, Lemons are life -iG Lemons
34. You really shouldn't be reading this right now. -TheEpicTrioPlayMC (P.S. look up)
35. Kane York
36. Get Sprung -EmeraldStar82
37. 10/10 Would decompile again. -Tumbolisu
38. Type in console: bind shift "voicemenu 1 4" and press shift -Vladimir Pootis
39. Felon Falcon
40. FirePoweredGaming.com -DaVaultHunter
41. Powerlord is credit to team! -Powerlord
42. [Inster catchy quote here] -T.P. Psycho
43. Check out my Channel and Novel! -The Energy
44. Keep walking... Almost there... -Ydanay (editor note: put near hazard)
45. I did it, I got it xlr! -Ellie
46. FirePoweredGaming.com -HACKERxPANDA
47. You know it's a Crash map, when this happens... -[SPDR13]shortalay
48. The Golden RUle doesn't apply to masochists -The_JoE
49. Some trains can't be caged -Whyguy
50. FENOD -DJ Spinchester
51. Too many entities, map can't handle this text -Headshot_ (editor note: changed it a bit to fit the map!)
52. BLIZZARD PLZ NERF TRAINS -Wise2304
53. This is palcehold text until I get the real text from Sir.Grey.  Please ignore. -Sir.Grey
54. You, chucklenuts, behind ya.  CHOO CHOO. -Water
55. Give me the booty -aRandumDude
56. Stereo_Daddy
57. Been stranded for days... eating hats to survive, please send help! -Jewlander
58. I'm the prettiest sentence on the wall, don't put your filthy sprays over me! -Tumbbi
59. Big, if you're reading this, you're a fucking cunt -SC
60. Please don't hurt the shrimps! -Breadshrimp
61. You just can't handle all the Acadium -Acadium
62. best scout/sniper NA -mysticTF2
63. I'm not a storyteller -Startacker the Storyteller
64. GOLD TEAM RULES! -Smoople
65. Cucumbers rule everything around me -Desonator
66. look mum, I'm famous -KastA
67. All aboard the Steam Train! Choo Choo! -Squidward Testicles
68. 1337Noooob ran out of creativity, so... Pootis
69. You look like you've seen a Ghost! -MonocledGhost
70. Matt was here - -Fearless- Miedgar (editor note: strike out 'Fearless')
71. Punch for Pootis! -ERROR: NAME_NOT_FOUND (editor note: totally could make the map say the line on hit, but can't just because Trainsawlaser is already pushing the limits before crashing servers, sorry!)
72. Prepare for pain!!!!!!!! -Sgt. Cubes
73. Teehee! No silly, it's pronounced POMeranian -Tarot the Pomeranian
74. Too much stuff, not enough space! -Mr. Melbert4
75. Long Live Beer and Skittles -Gooch
76. If duct tape can't fix it, use bacon -ZenivoRS
77. Are you gonna whoop me? -Cashew
78. If you press E one more FUCKING time, Train God help me, I will end you! -Rocket Jumping Otter (editor note: There is only one god, he who choo choo motherfuckers.)